nosferatu wrote:Zombie Pumpkins! wrote:Good points, nosferatu. But over mom's white carpet in the dining room, even the vampire guests know to put down a plastic tarp before they feast.
I've forgotten what the original colour of our carpet actually was. Two kids, two dogs and a cat combined with fruit juice,blood, play-doh,vomit, various nappy related accidents mean it's the perfect place to commit a murder. Those CSI guys wouldn't be able to figure out what was from where, when and from who.
Your mom's white carpet means that you are either trusted or well trained or both. Can she please put up some video tutorials on how she keeps that carpet white? Or is that where the whip originates from?
"RYAN! "What's this on MY carpet?!!" whu-cchhhhhh!!!!!
Hilarious Nos. I have come to the realization that I hate carpet. I am ripping it out of my new place. I may keep it in the bedrooms for now (to save on costs). If I have to scrub juice out of the carpet one more time I might scream my little head off. Vamoose carpet!!
P.S- Thanks Ryan, now that song is stuck in my head!!!