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Last year I carved a traditional neep lantern. This year, I looked at 4 different grocery stores in Vancouver and all of the turnips were tiny. I'm on the verge of giving up and just trying a small pumpkin to look like a neep. Does anyone know of a place near Portland that sells large turnips?

Not for sure but if they are in season (and I think they are) I'd check a local farmers market. A good grocery store is Zupans, expensive but their produce is usually excellent.