Thu Oct 24, 2013 1:47 pm
#82573
This morning was my first day off of work for my Halloween holiday. As I settled into the couch with my cup of pumpkin spice coffee, I pulled up my Zombie Pumpkins, as was my morning ritual. Imagine my extreme delight when I was presented with the lovely visage of our Goblin King. I squealed with delight, and prepared for the magic dance. I should have turned back, but it was too late. He did indeed, have power over me.
Whenever I have to urge to run through my yard naked, I drink some Windex. It keeps me from streaking.