Patch Minions!
Lead by the Patch Master, scarecrow guardian of the pumpkin patch,
the Zombie Pumpkins are gathering an army of minions!
The job of the Patch Minions? Help spread the panic of the Zombie Pumpkins!
Here are some things you could do:
- Print ZP fliers and hang them in public.
- Place ZP wallpaper on the desktops of public computers.
- Set ZombiePumpkins.com as the home page on public computers.
- Burn the "Ballad of the Zombie Pumpkins!" MP3 onto mix CDs for friends.
- Spray paint ZP stencil designs in public (but legal!) locations.
- Hand out ZP fliers and stickers to trick-or-treaters.
- Call your local TV/radio stations and tell them about ZP.
- Wear a ZP mask for Halloween.
- Award ZP ribbons at a carving party.
- Carve a ZP logo pumpkin.
- Place the ZP MySpace profile in your top friends list.
- Carve a large enough display of ZP pumpkins to attract the local media.
- Get a ZP pattern or mascot as a tattoo.
- Spread the word about ZP in some crazy way not even listed here.
Have you helped to spread the panic?
Or do you have schemes for other Patch Minions?
Submit ideas or proof of your undertaking to:
Minions who undertake extremely impressive or creative
schemes will receive some ZP treats by mail, including
the official Patch Minion badge.