The Zombie Pumpkins Patch Master is forming an army, affectionately referred to as the Patch Minions. What does it take to be a minion? Show your undying (or make that "undead") devotion to Zombie Pumpkins by helping to spread the word. Spread the panic!

Minions who go above and beyond can receive t-shirts, pins, stickers, and other awards.

Some minion missions to consider:

  • Have a large pumpkin carving party and train new carvers.
  • Carve a large enough display of ZP pumpkins to attract the local media.
  • Call your local TV/radio stations and tell them about ZP.
  • Carve a ZP logo pumpkin.
  • Wear a ZP shirt to parties and big events.
  • Get a ZP pattern or mascot as a tattoo.
  • Photograph a celebrity with a ZP pumpkin pattern or carving.
  • Stick a ZP decal on your car.
  • Create some ZP fan art.
  • Set ZombiePumpkins.com as the home page on public computers.
  • Place ZP wallpaper on the desktops of public computers.
  • Put the "Ballad of the Zombie Pumpkins!" MP3 on Halloween mixes for friends.
  • Stick ZP stickers in public locations.
  • Paint or chalk ZP stencil designs in public locations.
  • Like Zombie Pumpkins on Facebook.
  • Follow Zombie Pumpkins on Twitter.
  • +1 ZombiePumpkins.com on Google+.
  • Spread the word about ZP in some crazy way not even listed here.

If you've accomplished any sort of minion mission, send an and share your story and pictures. They might end up on the site, and you might be rewarded by the Patch Master!