well get a spine man & argue!
If it isn't what you wan't add your voice.
besides it'd mean shaving off the beard I guess, & lots of green face fuzz could just look plain weird, making for a possibly peculiar look, unless you wear a prosthetic in which case you'd get by.
However you simply shouldn't be told what you are to be,it's got to be consentual if you are to really enjoy yourselves.
No, i'm not back.