[Zombie Pumpkins!]

In a dramatic reversal of decades-old medical wisdom, the late Dr. Albert Rossum, director of the O'Bannon Institute For Postmortem Nutritional Studies, recommended an all-brain diet for zombies Tuesday.

Solid nutrition fact or reckless fad diet? You be the judge.

Zombie Nutritionist Recommends All-Brain Diet

[Mister_JP]

Thats pretty funny. I used to read The Onion all the time, but life has invaded. And when I say "life" I mean "pumpkins."

[sodajazz]

So strange

can just see that being cited in a law suit ......the defendant defines himself as a zombie (...) ............. therfore he cannot be held accountable for his feeding frenzy ...........

[Kittie]

Oh God. .

Wouldn't that just suck.