[sodajazz]

Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?

No, they eat the fingers separately...

[sodajazz]

If you don't like the way he looks, you just carve up
another face.

From the start you know a pumpkin has an empty, mush
filled head to begin with.

bit sexist but what the hey...... all in the name of fun

[Dragon]

Reminds me of a cheesy joke I heard.

Why are Jack-O-Lanterns always grinning?

You would always grin too if your brain had been scooped out and replaced with a candle.