Many twinkling tween Twihards will be flocking to the theaters today to see the latest installment of the Twilight saga. But obviously vampires have a much deeper and darker history. All sorts of blood suckers have been portrayed on the on the big and small screens (and among my vampire pumpkin pattern set).

Which is your favorite fictional fanger? Check out this “Vampire Reunion” video from College Humor for a refresher course on some well known vampires, and their various quirks. They vant… to get along.

Fans of True Blood will finally have their thirst for new episodes quenched tonight, with the premiere of the third season. And if you want to bear your fangs at will like Bill and Eric, you can now do so with the Retractable Vampire Fangs available at VampFangs.com.

Imagine smiling at your unsuspecting victim, then having a pair of cutting canines suddenly drop into view. You can B Positive that it will get their blood pumping. VampFangs also carries plenty of other novelty teeth and costume accessories. Immortality and sun allergy not included.