I recently ran across this “Body Outline Kit” product, and three thoughts instantly came to mind:
1) Creating a mock crime scene is a quick and easy way to give your home a foreboding appearance on Halloween. Body outlines on the ground can be unsettling, and glowing chalk makes it even cooler.
2) This product illustrates the fact that Pumpkin Masters and I have different business models. They seem to be branching out into a little of everything, as if forgetting that the word “pumpkin” is in their name. Whereas I aim to focus on one thing and do it very well: pumpkin patterns!
3) Notice that it says “Ages 3+” on the packaging. Think about that for a moment. Can you imagine the scenario?
“Mommy, can I go outside and play homicide detective?!”
“Sure Bobby, just remember to draw the outline of where the murdered corpse was found, prior to being taken to the coroner for dissection. Then come in and wash your hands before dinner.”
Tags: Halloween
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